Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else.
How do cats greet each other over the holidays?
Have a furry merry Christmas and a happy mew year.
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have "sandy claws".
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Happy holidays from The Animal Store.
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